baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
How to Eat Ramen Noodles Like a Boss:
Step 1. Boil water
Step 2. Eat block of Ramen
step 3. Drink boiled water
step 4. Snort Flavored powder
step 5. Fuck Bitches
are we just not gonna talk about how the second one is floating?
that’s the power of the gay
(Source: pleatedjeans)
oh deer this is my stop
this mah stop doe
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
i’ve been comprimised
i laughed for about 349583492547252 years
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If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
ITGOTBETTER
what the actual fuck if cats aren’t born on drugs then i don’t even know
imagine all the weird cat shit not caught on video
Hey look I’m on video
(Source: annabellehector)
our president is a sarcastic motherfucker.
the kitten shooting lasers out of it’s eyes
(Source: niknak79)